{"id":762,"date":"2016-09-25T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-09-24T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/2016\/09\/25\/au-texas-humour-et-merveilles-7\/"},"modified":"2018-07-17T13:14:15","modified_gmt":"2018-07-17T11:14:15","slug":"au-texas-humour-et-merveilles-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/au-texas-humour-et-merveilles-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Au Texas, humour et merveilles"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='vce-gallery gallery galleryid-762 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-vce-lay-b'><div class=\"vce-gallery-big\"><div class=\"big-gallery-item item-0\" >\r\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon'>\r\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/9335227610499729213.jpg'><img width=\"538\" height=\"960\" src=\"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/9335227610499729213.jpg\" class=\"attachment-vce-lay-a 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partons \u00e0 la recherche d&rsquo;id\u00e9es cadeaux typiquement locales, en fouinant dans une g\u00e9niale caverne d&rsquo;Ali Baba (en r\u00e9alit\u00e9 \u00e7a s&rsquo;appelle \u00ab\u00a0Bath and Beyond\u00a0\u00bb) o\u00f9 l&rsquo;on trouve les objets les plus improbables comme les plus typiques de l&rsquo; \u00ab\u00a0American way of live\u00a0\u00bb. J&rsquo;y passerais des heures&#8230; Une premi\u00e8re \u00ab\u00a0chose\u00a0\u00bb artistiquement pr\u00e9sent\u00e9e en piles \u00e9paisses de toutes les couleurs, attire mon attention. Ca s&rsquo;appelle \u00ab\u00a0Newlife\u00a0\u00bb, c&rsquo;est fabriqu\u00e9 aux USA (crit\u00e8re remarquable en soi \u00e0 une \u00e9poque o\u00f9 tout vient d&rsquo;Asie), et c&rsquo;est vendu sous le slogan \u00ab\u00a0Profitez d&rsquo;une nouvelle vie!\u00a0\u00bb. C&rsquo;est, je vous le donne en mille&#8230;Un tapis de cuisine! Bien s\u00fbr, pas la b\u00eate carpette comme chez nous, non, un vrai rectangle en gel \u00e0 la fois \u00ab\u00a0pro\u00a0\u00bb et \u00ab\u00a0bio\u00a0\u00bb (issu de plantes \u00ab\u00a0naturelles\u00a0\u00bb on vous le pr\u00e9cise) que la m\u00e9nag\u00e8re US place devant son \u00e9vier pour ne pas avoir mal au dos. (Ah, \u00e7a servait \u00e0 \u00e7a le truc tout moche que j&rsquo;ai trouv\u00e9 dans notre appartement meubl\u00e9 en arrivant et que j&rsquo;ai imm\u00e9diatement jet\u00e9? Vu le prix, je n&rsquo;aurais pas d\u00fb&#8230;) Ok, ce n&rsquo;est pas le pr\u00e9sent id\u00e9al je vous l&rsquo;accorde, alors quid &#8230; Du portant permettant de suspendre 30 casquettes? Ou de l&rsquo;obturateur d&rsquo;\u00e9vier (pr\u00e9cis\u00e9 de cuisine) \u00e0 l&rsquo;effigie du drapeau texan? C&rsquo;est original, je vois bien \u00e7a pour une invitation \u00e0 d\u00eener chez des amis (Oups, je n&rsquo;aurais peut \u00eatre pas d\u00fb dire \u00e7a devant vous!) Oublions. Alors, une machine \u00e0 garnir les hamburgers peut \u00eatre? \u00ab\u00a0Oh my Gosh\u00a0\u00bb! (expression locale) qui a r\u00e9ellement besoin d&rsquo;un appareil pour \u00e7a? Bon, c&rsquo;est pourtant mieux que le dispositif pour faire pipi en voiture, non? Allez, cherchez donc vous m\u00eame, je suis s\u00fbre que vous allez d\u00e9couvrir des objets fantastiques&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les petites attentions \u00e7a compte, croyez moi&#8230; Alors aujourd&rsquo;hui, partons \u00e0 la recherche d&rsquo;id\u00e9es cadeaux typiquement locales, en fouinant dans une g\u00e9niale caverne d&rsquo;Ali Baba (en r\u00e9alit\u00e9 \u00e7a s&rsquo;appelle \u00ab\u00a0Bath and Beyond\u00a0\u00bb) o\u00f9 l&rsquo;on trouve les objets les plus improbables comme les plus typiques de l&rsquo; \u00ab\u00a0American way of live\u00a0\u00bb. 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