{"id":560,"date":"2016-09-21T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-09-20T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/2016\/09\/21\/jai-reve-de-fast-food\/"},"modified":"2018-07-17T13:21:35","modified_gmt":"2018-07-17T11:21:35","slug":"jai-reve-de-fast-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/jai-reve-de-fast-food\/","title":{"rendered":"J&rsquo;ai r\u00eav\u00e9 de fast food"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='vce-gallery gallery galleryid-560 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-vce-lay-b'><div class=\"vce-gallery-big\"><div class=\"big-gallery-item item-0\" >\r\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon'>\r\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/10499670430311991790.jpg'><img width=\"810\" height=\"456\" src=\"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/10499670430311991790-810x456.jpg\" class=\"attachment-vce-lay-a 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srcset=\"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/11642673898810591546-375x195.jpg 375w, https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2018\/07\/11642673898810591546-960x500.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 100vw, 375px\" \/><\/a>\r\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><\/div><\/div>\n\n<p>Vous d\u00e9testez les fast food? \u00c7a tombe bien, moi aussi ! C&rsquo;est normal, en parents d\u00e9vou\u00e9s, on a beaucoup donn\u00e9. Vous rappelez vous ces horribles dimanches pluvieux o\u00f9 les enfants, pires que des hamsters en folie, s&rsquo;\u00e9poumonaient sans fin dans les tuyaux multicolores du fameux clown pendant que vous \u00e9pongiez le coca renvers\u00e9 sur la table? Et le mioche qui chignait parce qu&rsquo;il n&rsquo;avait pas r\u00e9cup\u00e9r\u00e9 la Happy babiole qu&rsquo;il voulait? Et les frites insipides quasi moins biod\u00e9gradables que le plastique? Et les nuggets de raclures de poulet? Et le hamburger spongieux qui allait en plus vous faire prendre 3 kilos? Bon, je n&rsquo;insiste pas sur la laideur des locaux aux n\u00e9ons crus, \u00e0 l&rsquo;odeur vaguement javellis\u00e9e dans un relent de friture&#8230; Le jour o\u00f9 nos m\u00f4mes ont pris un peu d&rsquo;autonomie, l\u00e2chement, on leur a fil\u00e9 de l&rsquo;argent de poche pour qu&rsquo;ils se d\u00e9brouillent tous seuls et on a d\u00e9sert\u00e9 les lieux. Yeees! \u00c0 nous les restos en \u00ab\u00a0ique\u00a0\u00bb (gastronomiques di\u00e9t\u00e9tiques et romantiques). Pourtant, aujourd&rsquo;hui, je vais vous r\u00e9v\u00e9ler un secret bien gard\u00e9. Dans l&rsquo;oc\u00e9an immonde du fast food, il existe un tr\u00e9sor cach\u00e9. Imaginez une grande terrasse en bois, abrit\u00e9e sous des ch\u00eanes centenaires, les plus vieux du comt\u00e9, qui ont vu d\u00e9barquer les premiers colons&#8230; Leur ombre fra\u00eeche, perc\u00e9e de rais de douce lumi\u00e8re vous accueille en ses bras. Les sympathiques tables et chaises en fer forg\u00e9 invitent \u00e0 la d\u00e9tente. La vue du hamburger, joliment nich\u00e9 dans son petit panier, vous met d\u00e9j\u00e0 l&rsquo;eau \u00e0 la bouche&#8230; La viande est 100% Angus, les frites maison et les oiseaux chantent dans les arbres&#8230; Nous sommes au paradis. C&rsquo;est chez Becks. .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vous d\u00e9testez les fast food? \u00c7a tombe bien, moi aussi ! C&rsquo;est normal, en parents d\u00e9vou\u00e9s, on a beaucoup donn\u00e9. Vous rappelez vous ces horribles dimanches pluvieux o\u00f9 les enfants, pires que des hamsters en folie, s&rsquo;\u00e9poumonaient sans fin dans les tuyaux multicolores du fameux clown pendant que vous \u00e9pongiez le coca renvers\u00e9 sur la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":561,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=560"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1455,"href":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions\/1455"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/my.frenchdistrict.com\/howdy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}